Oh, what a wonderful e-mail! Decline of the able-bodied greeter. Carefully hidden among the potatoes. Hot pear. Tooth strikes sink. My child is pretty. Is that your thatch? U.S.S. Pajama Bottom. Ectopic fantasy. Cat refuses to swallow hair, dies young. Save all Teds. The birthday party across the street functions without us, apparently without any weird or ill effects. Catheter stopped up. Talking pork rhizomes. The crazed pee. Errorotomy. Show daddy how you march. A springbok in every crockpot. Black and white people. Bug-eyed Jesus. The B&B's green lawn piled high with heads of horse.