Michael Murphy is a stand-up comedian, chronic overthinker, and self-declared ambassador for awkward humans everywhere. After years of turning heartbreak, ghosting, and solo pizza nights into punchlines on stage, he decided to write a book that's part survival guide, part breakup letter to loneliness itself.Known for blending gut-busting humor with gut-level honesty, Michael helps readers laugh their way through the messiness of connection, dating, and that weird thing where you text someone and they never reply but you still pretend you're fine.When he's not writing or performing, Michael can be found talking to his plants, overanalyzing emoji usage, or Googling "how to be emotionally available." This is his first book-unless you count the angry texts he never sent.